As I write this Baby Grumble is just turning 9 months old and all is going well but I am missing my daily quiet crap. No matter what time of day I try and have a good hearty dump baby grumble or Mrs grumble for that matter wants to interrupt me. The other week I […]

Taking Baby Grumble on her first flight was going to be a challenge, but god we did not think it was going to be this bad… We get Baby Grumble to the airport, and thankfully we have some friends with us, and they help carry the mass of luggage, and to other airport goers, it […]

For a bloke, this has to be one of the most traumatising times of your life, and I would almost say it is more awkward than getting a surprise boner at school… I am talking about going to a baby class, a class that is targeted to hormonal, grumpy, sleep-deprived witches that have just squelched […]

My life at the moment revolves around me wiping dribble off from my arms, Clothes, floors, walls, kitchen worktops, tables pretty much any surface that is remotely flat or absorbent. My life is one big wet moist dribble. Baby Grumble is teething, and she spends her life with long strands of dribble leaking out the […]

Now I am about 4 months into being a father and I think I am enjoying it. Baby Grumble is quite a happy child and we are sleeping ok. Well I don’t get up when she cries because I don’t hear her and because I work late in to the evenings and go to bed […]