You are elbow deep in chicken korma coloured poo, and Baby Grumble is splashing her legs and arms around like it is a puddle of rainwater and not the vile pool of baby crap that it is. She then starts to cry, and I am pretty sure by now you know how horrific Baby Grumbles […]
I Have Become One…. I Will Hang My Head In Shame
All those years ago when I was just a young lad, I never thought I would become one of those people, and I use t laugh at the thought of its use to make me shudder and wince. I use to take the mick out of other fathers for doing this and take the mick […]
Do you Want To Change A Nappy? Errrr…. No?
Mrs Grumble asks me this at least five times a day, and it is the one thing that really does wind me up instantly. DO I WANT TO GO CHANGE A POO FILLED NAPPY??? Errr would you be surprised if I said no?? I don’t know anybody that would “want” to go change a nappy […]
The Game Where You Can’t Win
Having a loving wife is great no doubt about it but when you work from home and Mrs Grumble is also at home all the time there will be times when you will wind each other up. I get it I am an arse I don’t deny that, but there are times where you have […]
Baby Farts
I never have in all my life up until Baby Grumble was born heard a baby fart. It sounds very odd, but it’s not something you think happens or even considers but baby grumble farts like a drunk builder down the Coach and Horses on a Friday afternoon. But what is very funny is how […]