Teeth Grinding has to be the worst noise in the work it literally makes my skin crawl… Baby Grumble has been doing this since she had 2 teeth and I can remember the first time she did it I was like what the hell is that noise then it clicked and I winced at the […]

I arrive at my local swimming pool today, and the car park is rammed to the rafters with cars. Which is actually great to see and then I see a space I drive down to it, and it has a scooter parked in it. Not only is this idiot parked in a parent and child […]

I like a good container about as much as any man but 18 months into this being a parent lark I think I am going to drown in Tupperware. Mrs Grumble is very organised, in fact, she is so organised I know what I am going to be eating three weeks from now, and you […]

What the hell is wrong with people? I was at the shops the other day with baby grumble, and some other mother came up and was trying to make conversation with me. To be honest I have enough shit to deal with when Mrs Grumble talks to me so, to be honest, I wasn’t fucking […]

I have been a dad now for nearly 12 months, and one thing I have noticed is that Christ my reflexes have dramatically improved over those 12 months. I was rubbish at all sports when I was growing up and catching anything but a stomach bug was impossible for my dangly noodle arms but as […]